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Built on 4,725 launch pages and 235 documented patterns, by Pavithra Lamahewa
What a designer would change first
- 3Let one feature lead20 min
- 2Drop the small capitals10 min
- 1Stop the pulsing dot5 min
In 2016, under 1% of launch pages carried these patterns. This year, 47% do.
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“I’ve spent thirteen years designing products. These are the things I look for first when I review one.”
Pavithra Lamahewa · Principal UX Architect, Precious Studio · Author of Slop Patterns and The Same Page
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